My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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