she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize
