No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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