The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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