You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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