Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We need to rekindle our bromance
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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