He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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