Non-Jews are for practice
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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