my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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