I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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