Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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