tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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