For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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