P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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