Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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