Small penises have feelings too.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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