She announced her abortion via fbk
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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