Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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