Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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