if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I got inside last night via doggy door
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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