I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Mom said you looked used
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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