I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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