arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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