Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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