Those balls look pretty dangerous.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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