i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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