Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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