Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
In America we eat man semen.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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