Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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