I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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