wrigley field is MILF paradise
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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