Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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