thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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