This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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