erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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