hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
