We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
