i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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