you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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