THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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