Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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