As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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