Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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