so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize