Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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