do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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