I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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