just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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