My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Your dad touched me again.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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