Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I AM VODKA MAN
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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