There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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