She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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