just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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