What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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